nothing in cql will ever be as funny as the scene where wwx says “if a-yuan was still alive he’d be a teenager now” and lwj looks at him like he just realized he left the stove on
*has video game open* hm i dont feel like playing this right now actually *closes it* man i wish i was playing video game right now *opens it again* hm i dont feel like playing this right now actually *closes it
wangxian dark academia au. too powerful, too sexy, just imagine them whispering poetry into each other’s ears and seducing each other into increasingly dangerous philosophical ideas
What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date
all the juniors hero worshipping lan wangji is so perfect because for years, years, he lives up to it all. he goes where he’s needed and helps and he’s kind and really super competent. but then one day he sees some demonic cultivator twink who is allegedly crazy and happily pissed off sect leader jiang and lan wangji went yeah him. the juniors are sitting there desperately trying to get out through grit teeth that yes, hanguang-jun has fantastic taste in men, regardless of the fact that his crush is currently wailing and trying to bribe a donkey into biting lan wangji, because they refuse to lower their opinion of him at all. he’s amazing they say as he makes heart eyes at the guy who’s lying face down on the ground screaming. absolutely peerless and talented, truly lives up to his title.